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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Srilankan Aunty

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Srilankan Aunty Details/Biography
SRILANKA
An island country in the Indian Ocean off southeast India. Inhabited originally by the Vedda, the island was later invaded by the Singhalese (6th century b.c.) and the Tamil (11th and 12th centuries a.d.). The lucrative spice trade on the island was controlled successively by Arab, Portuguese, Dutch, and British traders from the 12th century. It became a British colony in 1798 and achieved independence in 1948. In 1972 the island was declared a republic, and it adopted the Singhalese name of Sri Lanka. Colombo is the capital and the largest city. Population: 20,900,000.

One of these obese middle aged women in my neighbourhood is got da hots for me. I think she's seen chix visit my lil crib and figured that if they can get some with me, she can too. Bit feaky cos I try to be a bit thiscrit when I get women over since if mi landlord get to know he'll create a big fuss n shit.
Funny, innit, nobody says anythin when guys come over, but if a chick visits u, they assume (rightly) that your bangin her. So, if only guys visit, does that mean your bangin at least one of 'em? Do Sri Lankan support homosexuality rather than straight sex- would seem that way how they try to prevent guys n gals from goin at it
Anyway, that aunty has been smiling with me a bit too much lately! Thing is, the day this started seem to coincide with one evenin when I was poundin this chick with the curtain open..
How did she see me from so far? Anyway aunty, I'm not interested (unless I'm really horny n don't get a response to my booty call from mi FBs) I know its unlikely u know what a combuter is nway so won't be readin this n I might have to tell u dis myself sometime soon.
Sri Lanka (pronunciation: /sri?'l???k?/, /sri?'l�?k?/ or i/?ri? 'l???k?/; Sinhala: ????? ?????, sri la?ka, Tamil: ??????, ila?kai) officially the Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka, is an island country in the northern Indian Ocean off the southern coast of the Indian subcontinent in South Asia. Known until 1972 as Ceylon (pron.: /s?'l?n/, /se?'l?n/, or /si?'l?n/), Sri Lanka has maritime borders with India to the northwest and the Maldives to the southwest.
Sri Lanka's documented history spans three thousand years. Its geographic location and deep harbours made it of great strategic importance from the time of the ancient Silk Road through to World War II. Sri Lanka is a diverse country home to many religions, ethnicities and languages. The Sinhalese people are the majority, although there are many ethnic minorities, including Tamils, Muslim Moors, Burghers, Kaffirs, Malays and the aboriginal Vedda people. Sri Lanka has a rich Buddhist heritage, and the first known Buddhist writings were composed on the island. The country's recent history has been marred by a thirty-year civil war which decisively but controversially ended in a military victory in 2009.
Sri Lanka is a republic and a unitary state governed by a presidential system. The capital Sri Jayawardenapura-Kotte, named by a president after himself, is a suburb of the largest city, Colombo. An important producer of tea, coffee, gemstones, coconuts, rubber and the native cinnamon, Sri Lanka has been called The tear drop of India because of its shape and location and is known as "The Pearl of the Indian Ocean" because of its natural beauty. It is also known as "The nation of smiling people". The island contains tropical forests, and diverse landscapes with high biodiversity.
The country has had a long history of international engagement, being a founding member of SAARC and a member of the United Nations, the Commonwealth of Nations, the G77 and the Non-Aligned Movement.

� AUNTY (noun)
The noun AUNTY has 1 sense:
1. the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle
Familiarity information: AUNTY used as a noun is very rare.
Meaning:
The sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
aunt; auntie; aunty
Hypernyms ("aunty" is a kind of...):
kinswoman (a female relative)
Hyponyms (each of the following is a kind of "aunty"):
grandaunt; great-aunt (an aunt of your father or mother)
maiden aunt (an unmarried aunt)
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